Stove Top is selling 'Thanksgiving' trousers so you can stuff yourself silly

Stove Top is selling 'Thanksgiving' trousers so you can stuff yourself silly

And there was a time, a lot later in life than I should probably admit, that I would make Stove Top just because.

With Thanksgiving a little more than a week away, families all over the country are getting ready to strap on the feed-bag and enjoy a holiday feast.

Stove Top has created trousers with an over-the-belly stretch-waist band and some Stove Top Stuffing flair, for your expanding turkey belly.

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"This is the stuff Thanksgiving is made of and the flawless way to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner in comfort and style", Stove Top's informercial informs viewers.

Stove Top released a parody video to its YouTube page Monday to help promote the "Thanksgiving Dinner Pants". Stove Top desires to help alleviate the problem of feeling stuffed through its limited-edition trousers. But act fast! They are only available while supplies last, and they're limited to one "serving per person".

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